Comments on: How can I buy property in hell?

By: angelheart

angelheart — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 20:00:48 +0000

yeah buddy your playing now, you just wait till that first flame crawls between your a– crack and sizzles your inners till they stank like cracklins. You really haven’t thought about your statement too much, be careful what you wish for. You might just step off the next curb tomorrow, and the grime reaper swings his big a– blade just as a big Wheeler rolls you flat.Or why not just go tonight let some crazy a– sniper ripe you in right off the planet with a big ole assault weapon, cause he just got fired. God can arrange your wish, hes your real estate agent.

By: mike necro

mike necro — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 09:54:42 +0000

Ik heb 666 partijen voor verkoop. kom zien me, heb ik over een bureau op ondergangweg. u schuint juffrouw af het. volg enkel de geur van brand en zwavel. de rode kerel met de aardige hoornen zal uw auto parkeren.

By: Goldar

Goldar — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 17:39:17 +0000

Sarcasm is one thing ,but arrogant stupidity is another. Anyone who goes to hell shall do so of their own volition, knowing full well that the final trip is absolutely free. With that said, why would ANYONE buy something they might already be getting for free?

By: Uncle Remus 54

Uncle Remus 54 — Sun, 11 Apr 2010 07:53:03 +0000

Kein danke. I' ll Bank mit Gott und was er uns mit einer Villa von meinen Selbst, auf einer Straße des Goldes und himmlische Musik und Gott und alle seine Engels- und guten friend' versprach; s auch.

Alles, das ich annehmen musste, war seine Immobilien agent' s-Antrag, der Jesus Christus ist. Er zahlte den Preis, damit ich ihn empfange.

By: JohnsHopkins

JohnsHopkins — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 14:19:32 +0000

First, hell would have to exist. But I’d be happy to draw up a deed for you and take your payment.

By: swart_scott

swart_scott — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 17:39:43 +0000

It’s easy continue living sinfully, and the amazing thing, it will be free. And it will be yours for eternity.
The good thing is, you don’t have to go there. God has made a way to avoid that place. His name is Jesus Christ. And He in no way wants you to go there.

By: Alex von Pascani

Alex von Pascani — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 13:24:40 +0000

You can’t, it’s gonna be a communist society. *We*, the sinners, own it all.

By: Bibigirl

Bibigirl — Sun, 04 Apr 2010 10:02:03 +0000

It’s free my friend. You have your choice of a pit with stinking spiders and flaming worms crawling through every orifice. You also can get the thrill ride of the molten lava flowing through hell at about 60 mph for all eternity. For those who prefer warmer climates most opt out for the giant crater in the large cavern with flames engulfing them at around 3,000 degrees, mm toasty.

By: Natty Threads

Natty Threads — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 22:25:40 +0000

Are you buying private or commercial?

I wouldn’t buy in Hell myself, as Hell will be thrown into the Lake of Fire and destroyed.

Maybe you should get a houseboat and moor it on the Lake of Fire.

Bless up.

By: Brecc J

Brecc J — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 09:37:58 +0000

Might as well buy some in America. Our housing market is already shot. It’ll be cheap.