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26 Responses to “How can I buy property in hell?”

1. Christy Gerald, on March 9th, 2010 at 3:37 pm Said:

   das Kaufen hier in der Erde ist fast selbe wie Kaufen in der Hölle

2. ANTI-DISNEY CHANNEL, on March 10th, 2010 at 12:37 pm Said:

   u can' t… zijn vrij allen

3. Godless Heathen, on March 12th, 2010 at 1:25 am Said:

   Sorry, I already put my first down payment on that. You would have to settle somewhere in the Fire Suburbs.

4. s s, on March 13th, 2010 at 10:55 pm Said:

   I think they take reservations at the local Jehovah’s witness temple…?

5. She said, on March 14th, 2010 at 12:39 am Said:

   Droevig geen strand vooreigenschappen enkel eeuwige pijn en het lijden, geen aardig strand voor u in het proces door te lezen …..

6. sparklesntwind, on March 15th, 2010 at 1:41 am Said:

   dat is een zeer droevige verklaring en u moet oblievant

7. Blessed by the Lord, on March 15th, 2010 at 9:51 pm Said:

   Continue to sin and do not ask for forgiveness and you may find there is a place for you there.

8. George M, on March 18th, 2010 at 2:52 pm Said:

   Pshh. That' s nuthin… I' m dat Satan' koopt; s troon.

9. warnick69, on March 21st, 2010 at 7:46 am Said:

   you will be alright your still alive and when you find god you can have a lake lot in heaven

10. oceanman4, on March 24th, 2010 at 2:05 pm Said:

    Makelaardij 866-666-6666 van Lucifer van het contact vraagt om LU.  There' s nog sommige huizen beschikbaar bij Vlammende Kusten.

11. Different isn't bad., on March 24th, 2010 at 4:22 pm Said:

    Alle weet ik dat u can' is; t koopt om het even wat tot you' Re over de leeftijd van 666. Buiten dat, I don' t weet het.

12. Genocide, on March 27th, 2010 at 5:09 am Said:

    Ik denk het Rode Overzees nog verkoop heeft.

13. lgdubya, on March 29th, 2010 at 1:28 am Said:

    I feel if you go there, you just might get your very own special place for FREE! Let me know what Satan says when you get there.

14. King James, on March 30th, 2010 at 6:33 pm Said:

    Sounds like you may already own some

15. Setea, on March 31st, 2010 at 4:54 am Said:

    The number to help you the number to mine.

16. Marcy, on March 31st, 2010 at 1:18 pm Said:

    I don’t know. I plan to make my way up to Satan’s mansion.

17. Brecc J, on April 1st, 2010 at 9:37 am Said:

    Might as well buy some in America. Our housing market is already shot. It’ll be cheap.

18. Natty Threads, on April 2nd, 2010 at 10:25 pm Said:

    Are you buying private or commercial?

    I wouldn’t buy in Hell myself, as Hell will be thrown into the Lake of Fire and destroyed.

    Maybe you should get a houseboat and moor it on the Lake of Fire.

    Bless up.

19. Bibigirl, on April 4th, 2010 at 10:02 am Said:

    It’s free my friend. You have your choice of a pit with stinking spiders and flaming worms crawling through every orifice. You also can get the thrill ride of the molten lava flowing through hell at about 60 mph for all eternity. For those who prefer warmer climates most opt out for the giant crater in the large cavern with flames engulfing them at around 3,000 degrees, mm toasty.

20. Alex von Pascani, on April 6th, 2010 at 1:24 pm Said:

    You can’t, it’s gonna be a communist society. *We*, the sinners, own it all.

21. swart_scott, on April 7th, 2010 at 5:39 pm Said:

    It’s easy continue living sinfully, and the amazing thing, it will be free. And it will be yours for eternity.
    The good thing is, you don’t have to go there. God has made a way to avoid that place. His name is Jesus Christ. And He in no way wants you to go there.

22. JohnsHopkins, on April 8th, 2010 at 2:19 pm Said:

    First, hell would have to exist. But I’d be happy to draw up a deed for you and take your payment.

23. Uncle Remus 54, on April 11th, 2010 at 7:53 am Said:

    Kein danke. I' ll Bank mit Gott und was er uns mit einer Villa von meinen Selbst, auf einer Straße des Goldes und himmlische Musik und Gott und alle seine Engels- und guten friend' versprach; s auch.

    Alles, das ich annehmen musste, war seine Immobilien agent' s-Antrag, der Jesus Christus ist. Er zahlte den Preis, damit ich ihn empfange.

24. Goldar, on April 13th, 2010 at 5:39 pm Said:

    Sarcasm is one thing ,but arrogant stupidity is another. Anyone who goes to hell shall do so of their own volition, knowing full well that the final trip is absolutely free. With that said, why would ANYONE buy something they might already be getting for free?

25. mike necro, on April 15th, 2010 at 9:54 am Said:

    Ik heb 666 partijen voor verkoop. kom zien me, heb ik over een bureau op ondergangweg. u schuint juffrouw af het. volg enkel de geur van brand en zwavel. de rode kerel met de aardige hoornen zal uw auto parkeren.

26. angelheart, on April 16th, 2010 at 8:00 pm Said:

    yeah buddy your playing now, you just wait till that first flame crawls between your a– crack and sizzles your inners till they stank like cracklins. You really haven’t thought about your statement too much, be careful what you wish for. You might just step off the next curb tomorrow, and the grime reaper swings his big a– blade just as a big Wheeler rolls you flat.Or why not just go tonight let some crazy a– sniper ripe you in right off the planet with a big ole assault weapon, cause he just got fired. God can arrange your wish, hes your real estate agent.

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